Rumors Confirmed

Auburn, AL.
Rumors of the impending marriage of Beau and Beth were confirmed this weekend when Miss Manguso displayed her 1920's era ring to the masses of envious, unmarried women, sources say. The event unleashed further pressure from girlfriends on their unwitting partners. Between pages of the Dillard's registry, one such woman found her wedding dress-to-be for a tidy sum of $20,000, thus ensuring that her partner keep his nose to the grindstone. Beth plans to wear wellies with a green bikini, while Beau will wear his clan's kilt.

It has been confirmed that the event will take place in Scotland on the Carmichael Estate, ancient land of the Brodbeck Clan, during the Summer of 2006.